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Just saw the substance and Heidi Klum has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever next Halloween

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I miss Amherst Massachusetts

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My dad coming to nyc and goes “who’s playing at CBGB this weekend?” and I had to break it to him…

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@horrendoustitty Beardless joey wtf

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I think I’m gunna give up saying “I’m gunna k*ll myself” for lent this year

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@AmtrakNECAlerts Train 179?

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Ripping an adderall for Oppenheimer then promptly following it up with an edible for Barbie

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@RoodyBoomers Ur one of the girls that loves pads

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The girls that get it get it

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Today I recommended Ethel Cain to a client and I really hope I don’t lose my license

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Happy hour in nyc be like if you RUN HERE after work you can get a drink for the price of an expensive drink in any other city

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@zeekybaby Sheeeeeeeeesh

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Bushwick holy trinity <3

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The perfect swimsuit doesn’t exi…

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Hop along girl is not singing she is SINGING

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The reason men suck at lying is cuz they forget what they said before lmao

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I wanna watch a pilgrim try to decipher this image

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Just saw a crusty white dog with nuts and forgot that was possible for them

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@_JNKY__ Yassssss

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Now that I’m done with school who wants to play music w me…👉🏻👈🏻…

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@zeekybaby I’m home for a week next week 🤪🤪🤪