No longer a hooker

[No longer a hooker @farv2388]

@_Halloranm ooooo hell ya!!

[Matt Halloran @_Halloranm]

My mood going outside in winter clothes today

[Ian McMillan @dustpan69]

Help @thebeersball choose their next jersey!

[Dan Hams @DanHams1]

Quick shout out to everyone that came out to @meg_jscott and my social last night!! #whatanight #thankyou

[No longer a hooker @farv2388]

@dominos is my pizza actually on the way or am I waiting for nothing

[No longer a hooker @farv2388]

Since when do I have to give out my credit card number on the phone to order a pizza? @dominos St. Paul Minnesota... Figure ur shit out

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Women want a man who acknowledges that his dick is a filthy tool to be used under cover of darkness to achieve a sweaty goal.

[No longer a hooker @farv2388]

Classic ranch and egg yolks go together like peanut butter and tuna fish

[ret @rad_milk]

i always get gatorade and gasoline confused. my car is real good at sports and im dead

[Jacy Catlin @ieatanddrink]

You all laughed at me when I bought a metal detector, but who's laughing now that I found some metal?

[No longer a hooker @farv2388]

@legendofcrod @Lunchbox_19 https://t.co/KqQ6VZoPzp

[No longer a hooker @farv2388]

Apparently squirrels are A big problem in Virden #treerats #coffeeshop #dirtyvirdy

[Dan O'Toole @dangotoole]

THIS IS REAL: Boss just told us, if this tweet gets 50 thousand retweets, @JayOnrait and I are allowed to grow beards for the playoffs.