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[faryde @farydeee]

@NBA_Josue hahahahaha it’s all fine though right ?! 😀

[faryde @farydeee]

can’t believe i’ve reached the point to where i look forward to taking 2 shots of nyquil to get a good nights rest 😆

[DIOR @diorasfff]

the real reason why i don’t like picnics is because we sit on the grass & there’s nothing to lean against

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[Mark in CHS @marknCHS]

My 20 y/o has her first big girl job. Asks me this morning, “how do I make it look like I’m active on Teams if I’m not at my desk?”

Chip off the ole block.

[$ @2000sphase]

I have a HOTTAKE the girls might not like but….The Digital Camera carrying those makeup looks

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 5x

[faryde @farydeee]

@piscesarchive00 u do it in a cutesie way OK ? my team is all from korea where its still cool to chainsmoke 😭😭

[faryde @farydeee]

Eewwww stop smoking cigarettes PLS i did a fit test for a worker and when cleaning the sealing gasket it was YELLOW 😭😭😭😭😭

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

tfw your pre teen years are lowkey lost media due to you being insecure & bullied <<<<<

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[faryde @farydeee]

lol just 2 weeks ago my craving was the nutella açaí bowl from Smoothie King, I went everyday after work and got tired of driving that way so I ordered 6 and just froze them at home until I wanted them 😭😭😭

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

What it mean when you eat something new, like it so much you keep eating it every day, till you get sick of it, until the cycle starts over?

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

Me at work pretending like I'm helping

[juju🌴 @jujubazofc]

Abrir o Twitter em público é assim

[mayank @maynkydvv]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[☔ @Whotfismick]

the concept of wanting to kill yourself because you want to live your life so badly but you can’t

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is so funny, because i didn’t forget, i just came to my senses

[The Pets 𝕏 @ThePetsX]

This video kills me everytime 😭