Farzana

📍 PHL - Not a Russian bot.

[Farzana @farzipan]

Hol up, when did Amanza start hanging out with Christine? #SellingSunset

[chimp @chimpp]

Me in the Strait of Hormuz fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them

[Farzana @farzipan]

@ksorbs can you stop huffing paint for one second

[Farzana @farzipan]

@RepBoebert Being stupid (and useless) has always been your thing.

[Farzana @farzipan]

@PressSec Democrats want your lip filler to stop migrating.

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

Ice belongs in the lake.

[trash jones @jzux]

my ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before

[Farzana @farzipan]

why Cris Collinsworth look like Gavin Newsom’s ugly brother though #TNF #PhiladelphiaEagles #DallasCowboys

[Farzana @farzipan]

@RoadToSix “They call me a freak cause I like to spit on these 🐱 🐱 ‘fore I eat em.”

[Farzana @farzipan]

We are all entitled to compensation for viewing this 😡 #TSITP #tsitp3

[Farzana @farzipan]

They spent two whole seasons building Jeremiah up to be the golden retriever, and now the writers are like “No! This dog sucks! He pees on the rug! Fuck this dog. You want him put down.” #TheSummerITurnedPretty #TheSummerITurnedPrettySeason3 #TSITP

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Tries To Rattle Harris By Turning Eyelids Inside Out https://t.co/303epWYOKn

[Farzana @farzipan]

Ok I confess I did not have “immigrants are eating your dogs and cats” on my debate bingo card WTF #Debate2024

[Farzana @farzipan]

No one:

Season 8 of Selling Sunset:

#sellingsunset8 #Netflix #SellingSunset

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Facebook and IG are down - time to bust out your Dictionary.

Let’s. Go.

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

Me to Brian Johnson’s car later

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

My whole fantasy team once the playoffs start:

[Farzana @farzipan]

WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS??? #phillies #redoctober

[NBC Sports Philadelphia @NBCSPhilly]

JAMES HARDEN

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

🗣️🗣️🗣️
BUT YALL TAKE THAT MONEY ON TIME! @netflix

[Farzana @farzipan]

we should cut @netflix some slack. we’ve only been live broadcasting since 1929. #LoveIsBlindLIVE #LoveisBlind4