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[. @deityofnightt]

life when everyone thinks you're fine but no one knows you're dead inside

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

My car jus swallowing gas, you gotta chew it first baby

[Everything @isjuustadream]

So we're doing WWIII, inter-dimensional aliens and rat virus now, nice.

[julia @juumelo_]

is this psychosis or am I just so back

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

The psych ward want me so bad

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Sorry I can’t I have generational laundry to do

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

First born daughters.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

Hudson’s Bay once owned 5% of the Earth’s land surface and now it’s a kiosk in a Canadian Tire

[xia @sobs1612492]

i yearn to be euthanized

[doxie @doxie_gay]

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

[i am @hotter]

soft launching my disappearance

[🥣 @oatmealfan47]

crazy how far you can walk when you’re going insane

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[night blooming jasmine @babywasteland]

people are like yay it’s a beautiful spring day and the birds are singing it’s time to get out all of my loudest tools such as chainsaws and weedeaters and leaf blowers and power washers

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

my body isn’t a temple, it’s a skyscraper and everyday is 9/11