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[fasmito @fasmofficial]

@ZachG_23 @CHULLY1010 FOR REAL I NEED TO KNOW 😭

[fasmito @fasmofficial]

@Spitfire_Spud @PeopleOfTheInt number 4 was always a great book series before being adapted, can’t recommend it enough (movie casting was on point but it lacks a lot of important scenes that would have been too high of a budget)

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

I’ve never seen a video of a man celebrating his divorce.

Never seen a man set up ring light to announce his divorce and blame his wife.

I’ve never seen a man talk about a ‘divorce glow-up.’

I’ve never seen a man celebrate putting his own happiness above his family.

I’ve never seen a man proudly leave his marriage and family to ‘find himself.’

I rarely see men openly talk about stress related to mental load or emotional labor, especially as fathers.

I’ve never seen a man leave a relationship because his partner didn’t keep him in his ‘masculine era.’

Why is it always women? Why is it always you? Why can’t you just move on silently like the man?

[fasmito @fasmofficial]

https://t.co/NuynuUzZ2F

[fasmito @fasmofficial]

@FirstnameI @HumansNoContext elite ball knowledge

[daz @MetamateDaz]

“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hate.”

MY LANDLORD IS FORCING ME
MY BANK IS FORCING ME
THE GOVERNMENT IS FORCING ME
THE GROCERY STROE IS FORCING ME
MY FAMILY IS FORCING ME
SOCIETY IS FORCING ME

[Brunoh🧃 @BrodiiKDB]

“Los niños de hoy en día necesitan ver YouTube en el coche para no aburrirse”

Yo con 7 años cuando mi gota de lluvia favorita perdía la carrera en la ventana:

[autist @litteralyme0]

There is no plan B.

There is no plan A.

I have no idea what I am doing.

[fasmito @fasmofficial]

@apexgamingpcs I
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[☠ Elka Nosferat ☠ | 𖦏 🇫🇷 𖦏 @LKNosferat]

@LeComteSuspendu 🤣

[Mads @europemaxxed]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

The talking over each other's timing was masterful.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me trying to decide if I should sleep or not cause I love sleeping but I love my free time at night even more

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Company: "We're like a family here"

Me leaving to find a higher paying family

[Dr Phoxotic @Phoxotic]

@DiscussingFilm The first scene with the new Snape has been LEAKED: