Becky Fast

I recently became a news addict and will not likely recover.

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@SteveB_NoOrange @buffalobenny @TomJChicago He'll probably be in one of those motorized carts and he'll run over people he doesn't like.

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@jennapurrlee Tell the kid you were one of the original members.

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@MuellerSheWrote Something is straight up eating his face. Lol

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@creynoldsnc @PepperLand248 Within the last couple of weeks Cruz tried to roast Seth Rogen on twitter and got his ass handed to him. He looked like a total fuckwad.

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@Sethrogen @SenTedCruz I'm just checking to see if he tries to go head to head with you again.

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@SethAbramson I ate almost half a barrel of cheese balls.

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@TheTweetOfGod You know what needs to be done, but I'd like to request you stay away from Angela Lansbury and Dick Van Dyke. Cloris Leachman was more than I could handle.

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@DanRather They're asking for energy conservation in OK to prevent rolling blackouts as well, but OKC Thunder is still playing tonight. People are rightfully angry about this. That's a lot of energy used.

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@YourBestNight3 Today? No.

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@3YearLetterman Susan Boyle. Give me my letter.

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@jzod138 He's a fucking hick. Lol

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I can't listen to weather projections without thinking "that's what she said" and that is why my whole family thinks I need to get my shit together, probably.

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@jzod138 Right? He was doing a pretty good job up until that point. Lol Then I got confused.

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@MikeHolden42 Agreed.

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@jzod138 I had a super special friend, and I told him not to stop and he legit said, "Why?" Like, wtf?

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@jzod138 That's what she said.

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@QuancyClayborne Donuts and underwear.

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@TheRickyDavila Are they doing this "office" bullshit to use as an argument to live there?

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@georgehahn I read an article that MK bags and Fossil bags are the made of the same materials, with different branding and price tags, but Idk if it's true or not. Idc. The only designer bags I get are from thrift stores for $5.

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@ProjectLincoln If they are saying it isn't trump's fault that they took his words literally, they need to come out and say anyone who took what trump said literally is an idiot, but they're too afraid to even do that. These people are so foolish.