Francesca Stafford

🌿Elite triathlete turned environmentalist.
💚 These are my words - for my actions see Instagram @FASTAFFORD

[Scott Morrison - Former PM of Australia (parody) @scottyfrommktg]

It’s surprising to me that the Ukraine PM hasn’t managed to escape yet

[Brad Culp @bbculp]

In the 8 years since the Sochi Olympics, The IOC has gone from considering a complete ban on Russian athletes to allowing Russian athletes with a slightly different flag to allowing Russian athletes who just tested positive for PEDs.

[Matt Thistlethwaite @MThistlethwaite]

Surprise surprise. Childrens vaccination appointments are being cancelled because the vaccines have not been delivered to GP’s. Another Morrison government stuff up.

[Neville Barnes @UpPhred]

So Djokovic has won 20 tennis Grand Slams & dismisses vaccinations. My wife has won none & administers vaccinations. She has made the greater contribution to the world.

[Chris Evert @ChrissieEvert]

Omg…..😂😂😂

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Let me see if I understand this: Naomi Osaka was forced out of the French Open because she didn't want to do media interviews for mental health reasons but Djokovic got a COVID vaccine exemption for the Australian Open?

[Peter Helliar @pjhelliar]

Margaret Court relieved she won’t be the most unpopular person at Rod Laver Arena this year.

#AusOpen

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

A rigorous process involving two separate independent panels has determined that Novak Djokovic is incredibly fucking rich

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshMedia]

Whoever knocks Djokovic out of the #AusOpen may never need to buy a beer In Australia ever again.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is George. He did not steal the gingerbread house. This line of questioning is inappropriate without counsel present. 14/10 you don’t even have proof

[Francesca Stafford @FAStafford]

@SharnelleVella That is an impossible question - you can’t putt the two greatest films of all time against eachother!

[WA Police Force @WA_Police]

The miracle we all hoped for. ❤️

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

No, I will not.

This is a Thee problem, not a Me problem.

[Scott Morrison - Former PM of Australia (parody) @scottyfrommktg]

Is it pick on Scomo day or something?

[mAki🐚 @barefootchic]

My 17yr old daughter just said “if one person dies from a prop gun in a movie set, everyone talks about its safety relentlessly but when kids die from mass shootings in schools, it’s not a big deal. It’s unbelievable💔” - how about no one should die from gun violence?

[Tanya Plibersek @tanya_plibersek]

Letting Barnaby Joyce decide climate policy is like letting anti-vaxxers decide health policy.

[Political 💩 Posting @P0l1t1cs101]

For every person that dies from covid-19 in NSW, Dominic Perrottet and his wife will make another kid to replace them

[Francesca Stafford @FAStafford]

@JoshFrydenberg What exactly is your point? If you love NSW so much please move there. You are not a Victorian and we don’t want you here

[Sharnelle Vella @SharnelleVella]

QUEENIES
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23 Bunnings stores will offer immune system marination.