Alan

Old dude trying to keep up.

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@MGSWITHCQC Dear Honorable Honda sales rep,
Please make your V12 f1 engine an option for the Accord.

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@SteveLovesAmmo Do the ninjas protect you from Godzilla? I’m thinking yes because…ninjas are undefeated 🤣

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@May_Roma Ummmm…Warrant’s Cherry Pie the US representative song? You sure you don’t mean the son “American Pie?”

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@GOROman Hello from Austin, Texas.

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@shion0_25mg I’d swap the coke for juice, milk, or coffee. Tomatoes maybe replace with melon or strawberries.

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@m_takewaka It’s which ever one you prefer. And don’t eat Taco Bell.

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@LovelyTowakun11

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@TSUPANMAN2828

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@OutlawAggie @RichOToole That’s a new one! Usually the heretics say “it’s just meat soup.” 😉🤣

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@RichOToole Beans have no place in Texas chili. This is established eternal doctrine.

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@paya_paya_kun Soooo…there ARE ninjas after all

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@pimori In the 1%

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@princesanggano Ninja Burger

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@AlabasterApu This thing rocks! Perfect rice.

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@Maguro_Maznaga Be the ninja America thinks you are!

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@jarvis_best

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@TheMuppetPastor All day long. Except the kids that wanted to be samurai. Not joking.

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@pirooooon3 Oh dear! It’s how we do it in the US.

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@Maguro_Maznaga We need this belief. Don’t ask me why but belief in ninjas is kinda foundational for us!

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@tanomuzeA As an American…this is totally, completely awesome! Total respect.