fastcatmiless

for a laugh ⚫️⚪️

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In an Oxfam in Marylebone and just overheard two old ladies talking about Newcastle selling their best players. National punchline

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@YourPalFanton Sensational

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2-0 Bristol

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Awful that, he never got to come back #KingKev

[steven Klopp @stevenKloppLFC2]

Thogden has been captured by the Mexican Cartel.

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Had the biggest shift of emotion there from wanting Spence to be crucified and then wanting to give Kane a bath

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Go and get yourself a drink boys, you’ll need one in the pouring rain especially after 1 and a half minutes since you last had a drink

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Sack him

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#NUFC

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Actually wish killing was legal

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Get him gone

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

Are we the Qarabag?

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@Chelsearory Chase yasel

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Poor result for Newcastle United only positive was we saw off Ian Huntley one less scummer to share our air with who’s fucking with me let’s go baby the weekend has began

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@DaftLimmy Love you Limmy but seriously shut up, serious this

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Talks some amount of shite this cunt

[True Geordie @TrueGeordieTG]

Dear Eddie Howe

NICK WOLTEMADE IS NOT A MIDFIELDER!!!

You continue to hang him out to dry in a position the ENTIRE fan base knows he is CLEARLY NOT suited to. Throwing him under the bus! How can everyone else see this so obviously BUT YOU!???

Even those who don’t rate Nick as a striker are all in agreement this is fucking RIDICULOUS.

YOU paid £69m for him to be our number 9 by YOUR own admission. He is our best finisher so play him up front or not at all. Because this is just destroying what little confidence he has left. No good man manger does this.

Playing him in midfield because you know there is FUCK ALL creativity in a side you spent hundreds of millions to build is the most COWARDLY move I’ve seen from a Newcastle manager in my life. Fix YOUR mistakes, don’t throw a kid under the bus for them.

You’ve fucking ruined him and it’s a disgrace.

#NUFC

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@cathgibs BIZOFF

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SHOOT MAN

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Howe out. Cup win incredible but this is shocking