Xander Smith

I would kill my firstborn to meet Charlie Brooker

[Lisa P 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @TisWotitis_]

Computer says nonce.

[Tim Brannigan @tim_brannigan]

This Guardian review of a Johnny Vegas gig from 2008 will stop you in your tracks. Content warning - for a gig review.

[allophobic jax ☆ @bluecination]

they think this isn’t gonna turn all the kids against them the moment they can vote

[Gaming @Gaming4242]

@satuurnvfx @ChomperElectric The examples he used as center shots are all far more dynamic and less overtly centered than this trailer, maybe it's not "speciifcally filmed for tiktok" but what it IS, is boring as shit

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

A buddy of mine years ago briefly talked to Norm MacDonald after one of his shows and Norm told a great story about how he found himself on an airplane with Joe Rogan for a few hours. Rogan said he loved smoking cigars and Norm said he recently quit smoking altogether. Rogan went on about his podcast, stand-up, politics, and when the plane finally touched down, Norm suddenly booked it off the plane.

When Rogan saw Norm again just outside, Norm was holding a pack of cigarettes he just purchased and was smoking one. Rogan said, "What are you doing, Norm, I thought you quit smoking!"

Norm said, "I did but then I had to spend three hours on a plane talking to you." lol

[Lord WarGit of Superlative Value @WarGit]

On a side note - I'm usually wrong, but when I'm right I often wish I hadn't been: I saw a lot of smart people crowing about the failure of the Australian policy on the assumption it would force the government to backtrack, but it seemed very obvious to me that they'd double down

[Specific Leftie 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @some_leftie]

Isn’t it fascinating how literally not a single technological advance has actually saved people work? We’re more productive now than ever and yet retirement is a bigger fantasy now than half a century ago

[an everlasting handsome night @jcsoapland]

If you had to wait until AI came around to do it then it isn't your passion.

[sydney @demiurgently]

type of stuff the Talking Heads song is saying in the background while youre in the car trying to break up with your college boyfriend of 3 months on the way to his parents house

[Hisoka Caramelised @BrosokaMorrow]

10 months on:
• Ofcom: OSA has failed its stated goals
• Nandy avows OSA is "a staging ground" for further policing
• ID now required for OS, social media, marketplaces, games, music streaming, etc
• Mandatory on-device spyware announced

Porn was just the attack vector.

[Hisoka Caramelised @BrosokaMorrow]

@s_jmls @LinesLarry9442 @PolitlcsUK Unfortunately, I must present a radical (yet analogous) example to get it through your thick skull that the problem that people have is with the legislation, and not with the stated goals of it.

The OSA is not working as intended. Traffic hasn't reduced & you're tech illiterate.

[Jay @sanosreptla]

Mississippi finally has a close enough election for people to learn they put 100 trillion dollars into figuring out how to disenfranchise black people and about 9 dollars and a pack of Marlboro Reds into actual election administration

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

This is officially the greatest political ad in American history

[James Nelson (He/Him) @JamesNe78081707]

This would mean spyware on all of our devices. This is not the solution and would be a gross invasion of our liberties and privacy!

Protecting children should be a priority but this is not the way to do it, invest in our police forces and global anti-CSAM task forces instead.

[unLUCKY @inadequali]

this is how you’re supposed to deal with inconveniences

[🇵🇸 UGS | EXCELSIOR! 🔜 WTDSA @EXCELSIORSPEAKS]

"Superman and Lanterns didn't hit the pop culture zeitgeist," "Superman and Clayface were not financially successful," and "Gunn and Safran didn't have plans for Wonder Womanand Batman" are statements so unbelievably false. I'm watching propaganda in real time

[Ioannis Kalpouzos @YannisKalpouzos]

They killed a 14 year old kid for "intending to throw a stone".

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Mississippi hasn't elected a black senator in 151 years btw

[Nick. 🇺🇸 @Nickd457]

This is a travesty. Military service should be a guaranteed path to citizenship.

[Kizuflux 🧣🎸 @kizuflux]

take of the century right here