Faster

Fair Launch | accelerated by @badbunnz_

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

Faster is now LIVE! The house of retards is open, ready to feed all your degen fantasies.

> If you're into rugs, we've got those in store
> You want parabolic runs? In stock
> Looking for a simple UX designed for 6-year-olds? That's our strength

Faster is part of the Bad Bunnz ecosystem. There's no escape from our trinity of dapps. Bond your tokens on Faster, trade them instantly on @PrismFi_.

And please, for the love of the trenches: don't create something that's cooked. Any token named "breaddass", "fluffle", or "rabbit"… what the fuck is that? Where is your creativity? Did AI make you that retarded? Never go full retard. Simply go faster!

Link below 👇

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

we made a few changes 👉👈

since everyone is poor as fuck, the bonding curve now only requires 10 eth

u asked, we delivered

go nuts

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

abstract bros coming to megaeth...

ayo @cryptoleon create some shit on faster

we've got anti-sniping mechanics

our ux is fun

and we've got the bad bunnz community that is highly autistic

come here, water's warm (peed in it)

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

Mfers, $CUBE is launching exclusively on Faster

> We got the CEO job at @MegaCorpHQ
> You plebs ape hard
> First of many
> Launching on ????? like soon like very very soon

Don't be late. Ponzinomics are always the best way to make $$$. But don't end up being the exit liquidity of other plebs. Bunnish!

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

@badbunnz_ @megacorp bro ffs fuck u, u keep coming at me like u my bro, told u already. bad bunnz is dead, faster is the new king. get a life seriously...

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

@MegaCorpHQ from apes to megacorp employees, happening very soon, exclusively on faster

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

@badbunnz_ @PrismFi_ the best launches on faster, you heard it here first

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

the bull run is here, even shitcoins are pumping

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

@MegaCorpHQ UNREAL SPEED DETECTED! CAN WE GET THE JOB AS CEO PLEASE?

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

A new launch on Faster is coming soon... one of the most anticipated projects on MegaETH.

Can you guess which one it is? See you in the trenches.

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

Hard to overstate this, but you guys are somehow even worse than low IQ. You lack creativity, meme culture, and the actual trenches mindset.

Since most of you are babies who can't do anything without being handheld, here's the ULTIMATE FREE SUPER EXTRA COMBO MEME V6.9 GUIDE on how to successfully launch memes:

> Do some hardcore digging on this lowkey thing called the iNteRnEt
> Make something completely retarded, like JewJeetSuiiiiii
> Double down on normie-core, cuck aesthetics, the kind of stuff that actually talks to everyone
> Don't be afraid to explore tiktok. Yes, it fries your brain, but it can also make you rich

FFS, just get to work.

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

Faster and @PrismFi_ are married (no homo)

> All memecoins creators and traders are now incentivized on Faster
> Memecoins that bond on Faster can be LPed on Prism and receive Prism points

Stop look maxxing and go full shitcoin maxxing

[Prism @PrismFi_]

Hard times create strong men. Good times create weak men.

It’s the same for projects.

A team that manages to deliver in a market like today’s will be among the winners of the next bull wave.

A week ago, our LGE event came to an end.

@DefiLlama ranked us top #1 in TVL growth across all projects.

Our LGE program has now transitioned into our points campaign, which is officially live.

You can interact with the protocol (swap, provide LP, launch a memecoin via Faster, trade a memecoin on Faster, etc.) to earn Prism Points.

Points aren’t displayed yet, they will be in a few days.

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

@badbunnz_ @AdamWeitsman the whole thesis will stand the test of time. the bad bunnz ecosystem includes @PrismFi_, @fasterdotfun and @BunnzPaw. we're not stopping anytime soon

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

We gave you a fun memecoin launchpad and you went back to your IRL job? What's wrong with you? Are you crazy? Don't you want to ape a shitter at 10k marketcap and found some exit liquidity down the road? Go on.
Stop reading this post. Just create some next degen shyt.

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

https://t.co/AQOvousd48

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

Faster is now LIVE! The house of retards is open, ready to feed all your degen fantasies.

> If you're into rugs, we've got those in store
> You want parabolic runs? In stock
> Looking for a simple UX designed for 6-year-olds? That's our strength

Faster is part of the Bad Bunnz ecosystem. There's no escape from our trinity of dapps. Bond your tokens on Faster, trade them instantly on @PrismFi_.

And please, for the love of the trenches: don't create something that's cooked. Any token named "breaddass", "fluffle", or "rabbit"… what the fuck is that? Where is your creativity? Did AI make you that retarded? Never go full retard. Simply go faster!

Link below 👇

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

@badbunnz_ @megaeth need a shelter cause low-iq? faster is here for u, come here, we love u the way u are. now go on, go ape some random shit

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

@megaeth We bringing top tier degeneracy to MegaETH, up to you where you head to trade your memes. Faster is where low-iq individuals are welcomed, you guys are the vip here

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

Faster deployed on MegaETH

Imagine the smell

$$$ for plebs and whales

Forget about snipers, we got bazookas

Notifications on, big day

[MegaETH @megaeth]

Deployment detected for @fasterdotfun

The memecoin launchpad for die-hard trenchers.

Fully customizable for token creators
→ Buyback fee percentage
→ Creator fee percentage
→ Airdrop redistribution
→ EIP6909 for cheaper deployments

Day 1.

[Faster @fasterdotfun]

@badbunnz_ @megaeth @PrismFi_ for the sake of my fam, definitely need to eat on this. the chain is fast, faster is the launchpad, what could go wrong right? prism and faster go hand in hand (no homo), but bonded tokens will end on prism anyway. gud flywheel