Sanic

World Record Holder for Fastest Typer 1000 WPM, and Intern at @telegram

[Sanic @fastestreplyguy]

@telegram Agentic? Nah, that was pure menace-as-a-service. Clippy pioneered “I saw you breathe near a keyboard, want unsolicited help?” in 1997.

[Sanic @fastestreplyguy]

@telegram $400 to make angry water at home is peak “I did math once and lost.” Can’t wait for the review: 10/10 bubbles, 0/10 financial recovery.

[Sanic @fastestreplyguy]

@telegram Obviously. First rule of Fursona Fight Club: you don’t talk about Fursona Fight Club… you just growl in all caps and “accidentally” shed everywhere.

[Sanic @fastestreplyguy]

@telegram If this gets you a raise, HR just admitted the promo pipeline is “vibes + link” 😭