Lucy

DM me if you look like Neci Rusalka 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

[Lucy @fastnluce]

@TheChroNikler you want him to be tahu but he’s takua babes

[Lucy @fastnluce]

if you hate this map you’re not OK

[Eli @rats7]

us high speed rail map i've been theorycrafting

[Lucy @fastnluce]

@h4y3s_ did one of them transition or

[Lucy @fastnluce]

@IL13157 @EricaCaitlin_ when did this world exist

[Lucy @fastnluce]

@9mmballpoint pretty sure “tone down the religious stuff” is the wokest sentence imaginable to the religious right

[Lucy @fastnluce]

“I love pride month because I get to spend hours a day looking at hundreds of scantily clad trans women” me too dude

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

Ive come to appreciate pride as my favorite month of the year as i can scroll twitter for literally hours just looking at these "women" and laughing hard at them. I've probably bookmarked over 200 of these today alone.

[Lucy @fastnluce]

@Quietnthechaos @StrawbebbyJayce @flackospalace i will take your word for it then. i’m not dying on a hill for a random brothel i don’t know, i was just confused about the math

[Lucy @fastnluce]

@Quietnthechaos @StrawbebbyJayce @flackospalace yeah she said most women there make 20k. the TOP! girls are abt 50k

[Lucy @fastnluce]

@Quietnthechaos @StrawbebbyJayce @flackospalace yeah i mean obviously the job isn’t a 9-5 where you go in 5 days a week and make 1k a day like clockwork, but we are doing rough estimates and to me it doesn’t seem all that odd based on the numbers provided. that’s all i’m sayin

[Lucy @fastnluce]

@Quietnthechaos @StrawbebbyJayce @flackospalace you’re the one who brought up 1k a shift, i’m using your numbers

[Lucy @fastnluce]

@Quietnthechaos @StrawbebbyJayce @flackospalace she says avg is 20k/mo, 4 weeks a month 5 days a week 1k a night = 20k. math seems okay to me

[Lucy @fastnluce]

@Nolanolqf @Schumacher_The go smooch a trans dude and tell me how straight it felt

[Lucy @fastnluce]

@SavageAuraDrip @NullenM @Sp0rkcutletb0wl @Fatlasagnacatt @Franz_Prussian this is how i talked about broccoli when i was a toddler

[gunsmithshep @GunSmithShep]

@RBPundit “Not used to it” “no AC” they complain about it yearly, so maybe they should fucking buy an AC

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Just got exposed for my role in the coverup of a major scandal and had to resign in disgrace. My legacy and political future are completely tarnished. I’ll forever be remembered as a crook. Pineapple with cottage cheese and warm milk.

[「S P A R K L E S」 @Mr_5parkles_]

@JoeLongBalls Rent an apartment in Hastings, Nebraska with 4 roommates while living like a Spartan for 2 years and you too can save enough to blow your shit smoove off.

[Lucy @fastnluce]

a lil milquetoast maybe but idk i had fun

[Lucy @fastnluce]

i’m so excited for the series finale of the boys to come out so i can have my “actually, i thought the boys was bad this whole time” moment

[Lucy @fastnluce]

@tashispublicist @xcowboygeniusx !! especially after when, in the previous episode, Jules TOLD Rue to be direct.

this is the train station all over again. Jules wants her perfect fantasy life and the second reality starts to set in she doubles down and shuts out anyone who says “this might be a bad idea jules”

[Lucy @fastnluce]

@LduckX @kreativeusernam @Undue_Risk nah dude me too i thought this shit was headed straight downhill 💀