When I left the theater after resident evil an old guy turned to his friend and went “is resident evil a video game?” and his friend angrily responded “everything’s a video game these days”
*getting married to a video essayist* we've been together 10 long beautiful years... and im so glad i finally get to be with the love of my life... aurara? ourora? god im probably butchering that lmao
Gun and Ball gamer variants will never work because the guy who only plays COD and 2K is very really and makes up half of your coworkers, but the kind of guy who’s nerdy enough to be into *deltarune,* but conveniently plays nothing else only exists for your Twitter slander.
People think gta 6 will be a 1:1 life sim when in reality you’ll walk around a city with buildings you can’t go into and when you bump into an NPC they’ll go “I’m gonna cancel you on ChikCok!”
an entire paragraph of that deltarune newsletter was "yall are wrong about something major and youre gonna be disappointed and im so sorry"
and i think i know what it is!
Toby “doubt and irony poisons a story” Fox will definitely end his game with nothing mattering and everyone dying and also in a simulation because he HATES stories and video games