𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄

𝒆𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈. 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆.

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

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[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

he looks very polite !

he looks like one of those rottweilers , no ?

[💥 ࣪ ‍ ͟𝐁𝗢𝗠𝗕𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟 ｡ @SH0WSTPPER]

guys i found a dog :) you guys think i can keep him? i fed him jetts leftovers and he really liked it!

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

is it safe to leave my cold shower now ?

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

well , the rain has never particularly hurt me before .

[ⱽᴮ 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐑. @BANDARAGAAH]

... just about... *how heavy is the rain you're used to?

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

TEO HELP ME

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

I'm . . . not sure .

just give me an estimate . on a scale from rain to bullets , how bad will this hurt ?

[ⱽᴮ 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐑. @BANDARAGAAH]

hmmm.

i've seen you take bullets, so it is a tough call..

i know. have you ever been hit by a NERF Supersoaker?

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

teo , save me !

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

that's phoenix's fault ! he said it would cool me down .

is this gonna hurt ?

[ⱽᴮ 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐑. @BANDARAGAAH]

i'd agree— though. is that oil??

it may take some water pressure.

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

what did I ever do to you for you to bully me like this , adeyemi ?

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

teo , help me ! I'm melting !

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

you didn't help at all , Jamie !

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

oh , harbor , please !

you're the perfect person to help .

[ⱽᴮ 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐑. @BANDARAGAAH]

need to cool off?

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

( brow raised , looking down at himself . )

now I'm just slippery and still hot .

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

phoenix , please , I'm suffering .

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

teo ! do you know why it's so hot ?

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

I just want to cool off , anything would probably help .

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

would the oil cool me down ?

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

( fanning himself with his hands , reluctantly pulling his shirt off . )

I may perish

[𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 @fatallilac]

( pulling his jacket off , tugging at his shirt . )

a cold shower isn't enough , I need to replace my blood with ice water .