Fat Ass Diet

Does this make me look fat?? #humor #sarcasm I make great nachos, would you like some?

[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

But was there a burger in there too or not?
What a nice son. 🎂🥲

[Noble Ron @perry_ron]

A young man thinks he is getting a Sonic burger for his birthday, but it turns out to be an IPhone instead.

[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

I just had a real egg from a real hen direct, no grocery store involved. Why, it's true, no surprise there! They are much better, of course! Hooked already.

[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

I enjoy restaurants just like everyone. BUT... they add a lot of whatnot to your food. Whatnot is very fattening. So... make restaurants a treat. And box half of it for later when they serve those monster-sized portions.

[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

A line from the movie "Parenthood": "Being a parent is like your Aunt Edna's ass. It goes on forever and it's just as frightening."

[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

Still hungry after all these years.

[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

Have you ever noticed that when you cook food, when it looks right is also when it tastes right? If you doubt this, make a grilled cheese sandwich. It only tastes right when it also looks exactly a certain way. Same with almost everything you cook. Rice. Bacon. You name it.

[Luka Tunjic (its pronounced loo-ka too-nyich) @Biomechanics_LT]

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[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

We (alter ego) got quoted in Shape Magazine 5 years ago & never knew it. Not bad. Thank you, Shape Mag! No, it was not our personal story. We were still then on the same "treadmill" from one method to another that everyone else is.
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[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

Help, please. My FB page "fatassdiet," online since 2013, humor page, is now required to change the name. I don't know what to do. #facebook #socialmediamarketing This is stupid, I see far worse on there.... Advice?? I know it's a ridiculous name but it makes ppl laugh.

[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

Reminds me of that line in "My Best Friend's Wedding" from Susan Sullivan:

"But first, you have to meet a lot of really old women....

"That is, if you've absorbed enough profanity."

[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

Kill me now, please. Facebook, after almost a decade?? now says that the Fat Ass Diet page name is "profanity." I don't know what to do!

[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

Stocking up for the Coronavirus. Problem is, I stocked up on foods I don't usually keep in the house!!

[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

Does this make me look fat?

[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

Eat what you want. Just don't eat too much. Respect your body. And that's it.

[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

The 4 Stages of Life

[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

If you don't keep track of how much you eat... you'll probably eat too much.

[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

Tried OMAD. One Meal a Day. After you've eaten small meals, your body really doesn't want you to eat a lot just one time a day. Nope!

[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

I can like my own tweets, why the hell not...

[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

Diet? No. Exercise? Hell yes.

[Fat Ass Diet @fatassdiet]

B-a-a-a-d. Sucralose. Horrific. Will give you headaches. And much worse. Very bad for you. Stick to real sugar, or stevia, or xylitol. Stick to nature.