craig palmer

[craig palmer @fatbeef]

http://t.co/Dog2paQp There is no 'I' in narcissism. OK, there are a couple but there certainly isn't enough of them.

[craig palmer @fatbeef]

Mothers are always one question from ruining your day. http://t.co/QLfRJBOL

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http://t.co/DpBHDcNq Don't people who say "cray cray" realize how stew stew they sound?

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http://t.co/XsCCfO9E "i want to love you, but i have crust issues." -pizza on a date i dont know i hate myself

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http://t.co/6gD6lWPY Friday night is Fred Flintstone sliding down the dinosaur's back.

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