FatBobFred

Husband. Father. Brother. / Motorcycles. Beer. Tattoos. Memes. Dad Jokes. / IG: @fatbobfred

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Nobody:

Texas: We should join the SEC

#espn #texas #arkansas #texasvsarkansas #arkansasrazorbacks #CollegeFootball #razorbacks #Longhorns

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Great way to start Labor Day Weekend!
#LaborDay #LaborDayWeekend #harleydavidson #fxlrs #lowriders #lowrider_s #motorcycle #motorcycles #fatboy #fatboys #fatboy_s #fxdls #softail

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Nobody:

My five year old daughter:

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There are few things more satisfying than drinking the first beer after the first grass cutting of the season.

#Dadlife #thedad

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Wife: What have you been doing today?

Me: Drinking music and listening to beer.

Wife: ...

Me: Damn, I’m drunk.

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My “smartphone” should know by now that I never intend to type “duck” or “ducking.”

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Son: (While looking at a black and white photo of me on our digital photo frame) Dad, did they have color photos back then?
Me: ... (Stunned by this solid, yet unintentional burn)
Son: ...
Me: Go to your room!

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Day 337 without a concert:

I now make my kids form mosh pits in the living room while watching metal concerts on TV.

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How I look at people after buying $100 worth of AMC stock:

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Y’all got any more of those $20 GameStop shares?

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Is your left thumb being fatter or dumber than your right thumb a thing? Because when I use my left thumb to text my phone loses its effing mind.

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Friends: What are you doing tonight?

Me: I already have plans.

My plans:

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Me: Buys dog gourmet food and snacks.

Dog: What is this shit?

Me: Buys dog $150 pillow.

Dog: I’m hungry. I think I’ll eat this.

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Every crew has that one friend who hates going out.

#Berniememes #BernieMeme #bernie #berniesmittens #BernieSandersMittens #BernieSandersmemes

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At my funeral don’t play a slideshow of my best pics - play a slide show of my best Memes. If you laugh, you must take a shot.

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Dads when they beat the GPS App ETA:

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Bernie just trying to pay for his gas 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@inkscriber Well played

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@kattenstiltwit Bahahaha. You’re welcome.

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Too Soon? (1 Samuel 8)