a Fatboy

Just a fat virgin, you?

[a Fatboy @fatboyvirgin]

The only date I can get is the fruit

[a Fatboy @fatboyvirgin]

If you don't see me on twitter for a while its because I'm having a huge food coma

[a Fatboy @fatboyvirgin]

Food is always on my mind and I (h)ate it

[a Fatboy @fatboyvirgin]

Why get girls when you can get fat

[a Fatboy @fatboyvirgin]

It's funny how it pays to be beautiful but it also pays to be fat, #itsallsoexpensive

[a Fatboy @fatboyvirgin]

If men could be curvy I would be beautiful

[a Fatboy @fatboyvirgin]

Can I borrow someone's bra?

[a Fatboy @fatboyvirgin]

I know I eat a lot so if I have some magnets will I become more attractive?

[a Fatboy @fatboyvirgin]

Usually people slide into your DM's but I will have to roll into yours

[a Fatboy @fatboyvirgin]

Don't judge my face, I am a funny guy. My tweets will make you laugh so come follow me