sweet baby tay

I was born on a Friday (Schrodinger's thembo)

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

Sometimes angels are gas station attendants and their boyfriend with a trained cat

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

@Alythuh I DM now and I’m more strict with the rules than my first DM (who is a player now) but we both follow the “for the plot” rule. Just learn the basics and it’ll come as you play! I didn’t know I could run from an encounter for YEARS.

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

@Alythuh The way that’s worked for me is starting with a non “rules-lawyer” group and the going up from there. If I had started in the intensity I would’ve never stuck with it.

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

28 and cryin in the nail salon bc I wish 19 year old me could see the love I have in my life.

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

@AqueeriusDyke @savsaaaaaaaaav We were partners!! But drew and maybe Austin were in that class too so there was definitely a dog pile

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

@AqueeriusDyke @savsaaaaaaaaav We had fire at our lab station and I walked away to grab something and then Tay did too. I didn’t get tied to the table because I was gone first and Tay “should’ve known better”

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

Jason Kelce is daddy and Travis Kelce is zaddy

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

The leather? The badassery?

Like one time at sheetz a bike group saw me staring and made sure I was okay and I was like oh I’m just looking at the patch that says CHILD PROTECTER and they told me they go to court and also stand watch outside of DV victims houses😭😭😭

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

I don’t have a motorcycle and they scare me but I wanna be in a bike gang so bad

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

“When they’re ready”

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

(I don’t reply bc it’s more toxic than QT) but it’s bc men can viably have children later in life than women (I’m talking late 40s-80s) and this narrative and refusal to grow or decide perpetuates their idea of dating women half their age

[Victoria Baamonde @veebaamonde]

The amount of men in their late 20s to late 30s on dating apps that have "don't know yet" as their dating intentions but "want someday" as their child intentions is unreal.

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

@gohardorgohan a blessing

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

I don’t listen to music for approval but when three 18 y/os at work asked what i was listening to and one said OH SHIT NO WAY HELL YEA!! I felt cool.

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

After googling that spelling, my version of bevvy is a v non-alcoholic diet coke. I don’t drink at work! But I did take mushies and anxiety medicine as well as a diet coke. He’s perfect

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

My husband is best bc I was v high anxiety this morning at work. He showed up with a bevvy, anti anxiety medicine and a micro mushie dose and let me pick my medicine of choice to cope.

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

Hire me for your pr
I am not unhinged

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

One day you walked into your last blockbuster and didn’t know it

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

i’ll never forget when beyoncé went as toni braxton for halloween and kris jenner thought she went as her

[sweet baby tay @fatbuttfatheart]

@weedgal420 Now just go somewhere else and pretend you are