Obese Dave

Obesity rights campaigner. Free lard on the NHS. Just say NO to the gym. Future Tory Prime Minister. Being fat is where it's at.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

[Tom London @TomLondon6]

At the most solemn time in the Jewish calendar, hundreds of British Jews are outside Parliament in protest at the GENOCIDE carried out by Israel against the Palestinians

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jon Stewart reacts to CBS cancelling "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" and tells corporations and advertisers to "sack up"

[Nadeem Ahmed @Muqadaam]

Retweet if you would join Jeremy Corbyn’s and Zarah Sultana’s party

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Today, after 14 years, I’m resigning from the Labour Party.

Jeremy Corbyn and I will co-lead the founding of a new party, with other Independent MPs, campaigners and activists across the country.

Join us. The time is now.

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[Obese Dave @FatDave18]

@Agitate4Change I don't think anyone thinks enough about Keith Starmer's trousers. They're well tailored and frankly they fit the great man well. Even tho someone else bought them. Keith's trousers are an example to all of us. I rest my case.

[Obese Dave @FatDave18]

@eyuplovely I don't know why you attack Keith so much. I feel you're jealous of his masculine vigour and well tailored trousers. Paid for by a similarly well tailored billionaire. You people sicken me with your poorly tailored trousers.

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

Sir Keir Starmer, 62, shows a softer side in tender family snaps.

[The Agitator @Agitate4Change]

Hi, @YvetteCooperMP @Keir_Starmer...

Just wanted to thank you sociopathic incompetents for the boost you've given to the anti-genocide movement @PSCupdates.

Using our corrupted @metpoliceuk like that was an inspired move.

Keep doing what you're doing 👏👏👏

#FreePalestine 🇵🇸

[The Agitator @Agitate4Change]

@tracyann4322 @Keir_Starmer

[The Agitator @Agitate4Change]

𝕂𝕖𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕃𝕚𝕗𝕖 ᵀᴹ

[Obese Dave @FatDave18]

@Agitate4Change

[Obese Dave @FatDave18]

@Agitate4Change Sadly Keith's attempt at "transparency" fell a bit flat...

[laurel driskill @sugar_boogerzz]

Quarantine

[laurel driskill @sugar_boogerzz]

Beautiful Toilet Paper

[Jules Morgan 🧸 @glamelegance]

@RpsAgainstTrump He’s overweight, out of shape, dragging his right leg, and the crowd sounds fake.