Daniel

An oversized geezer with an untucked shirt...

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

@homeofdcu Just bring Snyder back and let him fulfill his vision FFS! Look how well JSJL is doing! People these days hate DC for not being Marvel, eventually hate DC for being Marvel...

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

Thanks The Gaslight Anthem for spending 675 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to The '59 Sound. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/SsdzWx3n9L

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

I failed at school.
I failed at my marriage.
I failed at my daytime job.
I failed at multiple businesses.
I failed more than I succeeded at recipes.

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

@ICEYtheGame and @PGR_GLOBAL collab will be awesome! Make it happen!

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

@SNKPofficial I can't add it to my PS4 library...

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

I am not better than anyone.
I am not lesser than anyone.

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

You smile like helium and I float. 🎈

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

Daughters: I can't believe that my dad has more followers than me.
Me: Jesus had 12 followers and he is doing alright.

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

We live in a society where misinformation is the real virus.

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

I think maybe we're designed to hurt and that each of those painful experiences teaches us a little more about ourselves.
If there's anything profound in suffering, it's that it tells you a little about who you are.

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

Millionaire Friend:
Tomorrow you can wake up and the person you love could love someone else.
A million dollars will still be a million dollars.
Me:
I don't have someone to love nor a million dollars...

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

As soon as we are born,
we begin dying.

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

If snails are so slow, why we never see them coming? It's like boom! There's a snail. 🤔🐌😱

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

Types of people I don't trust:
1. Doesn't like pizza and dessert.
2. Dislike pizza and dessert.
3. Hate pizza and dessert.

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

If our sun is the size of a white blood cell swimming in our veins, our milky way galaxy would be almost the size of our planet earth.

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

When we were born, we were given a name, race, religion & gender. Then, we were forced to regurgitate what we learned & being graded based on our abilities to memorize facts. Yet we spent our whole lives defending that false identity in a system that robs us of our creativity.

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

When we wake up from a dream, we convinced ourselves that it is not an illusion. So what makes us think that this is reality?

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

An untucked shirt is a fluffy man's best weapon.
Kinda like a woman's pushup bra.
The only thing is you're not gonna like what's underneath. 😏

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

If the shirt isn't tucked into the pants, are the pants tucked into the shirt? 🤔

[Daniel @fatdoughsg]

If you expect the unexpected, does that means the unexpected is expected? 🤔