Mordred

Knight of the Round Table and homunculus son of Arturia Pendragon. Father issues. Cousin to @DevotedKnight.

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@DevotedKnight I meant Father!

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@DevotedKnight Can't you even see it in the family resemblance?!

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@DevotedKnight Gawain? She's our great-great-great-... great-grandmother!

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@SatoshiHojo_ I am a Servant. It is nothing more than a tap. YOU'D /BETTER/ RUN! *shakes fist*

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@SatoshiHojo_ Big words from such a powerless child!

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@SatoshiHojo_ You should be lucky I'm letting you off easy with a bloody nose, cur!

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@SatoshiHojo_ GiVEMETHAT! *PUNCHES the blond coma patient RIGHT IN THE FACE*

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@SatoshiHojo_ HOW /DARE/ YOU! My shorts are not THAT revealing! *turns off armor and looks down just to make sure!*

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@SatoshiHojo_ Shorts are easy to move in! YOU are the foul cretin for lusting after me so openly!

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@SatoshiHojo_ EXCUSE ME?!

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@MadBlackKnight SHUT UP.

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@DevotedKnight Except Mother. She always had to turn to dieting and magic. It was one of her many grudges against Father.

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@DevotedKnight Our family always did have a good metabolism, however!

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@DevotedKnight I-it is alright! We are familiars! Servants can't gain weight!

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@DevotedKnight No! You are a prodigious eater!

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@DevotedKnight @BeautifulSaber Not as much as Father, but it is still worthy of note!

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@DevotedKnight @BeautifulSaber It is okay, cousin! You have your talents when it comes to eating!

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@DevotedKnight ...Gawain. *pats the young man's shoulder with sympathy*

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@SatoshiHojo_ They said that about knights. Yet I am not-alive and well.

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@SatoshiHojo_ SHE DOES. LIKE YOU WOULDN'T KNOW. *throws down glove* DUEL. AT DAWN.