Lancelot (Berserker)

Rrrr.....Ar...thur.....RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAH! [RP Account]

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

Wait this isn't google

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

How to deal with the fact that you'd fuck your son as a girl and in his own body

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

Just because Chaldea freed you from being tied to him doesn't mean you get to just walk away, other Mes. I see you out there with your white armor and short hair.

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

I see a lot of new Mes running around but where were all of you when I was dealing with @KariyaMatou 's dick worm nocturnal emissions by myself. This is some bullshit

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

Kariya's sex worms have entered my account and are ruining everything. This is what happens when you take your eyes off him.

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

To be fair, if I was able to cuck the King AND bang his kid, I wouldn't even need to win the Holy Grail. I pretty much already won.

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

Wait this isn't google

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

Is it gay to want to bang your former boss's son even if he's a girl

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

@Taimanin_Yatsu Again, something I totally had no hand in doing unprovoked. I'm totally innocent.

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

@Taimanin_Yatsu Okay listen. That was an actual trap. I had a right to murder those people for not telling me.

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

@Taimanin_Yatsu We can't win them all. Sometimes, aunts have to die, person in the distance.

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

Wait, why does Mordred's helmet do that cool thing. Why didn't any of us other knights get a cool helmet like that.

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

That's what the kids call a meme, right.

Will my son love me now

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

Kariya, through tears: "Lancelot please. You can't just grab everything and say it's a weapon."
Me: *grabs chopsticks* Weapon

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

@KariyaMatou ....That's not the point. The point is the only way we can love our kids is by suffocating them until they fall socially unconscious.

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

@KariyaMatou You know who else was a grown woman?
Guinevere.
You saw how that ended.

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

I used to be a serious knight, then I took a look back on my life and realized if I don't have fun with it, I'll go mad.

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

Astolfo vs Mordred in an all night Knight knife fight for who gets to wear the booty shorts around here.

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

@KariyaMatou THE BOY WAS COMPOSED ENTIRELY OF SWORDS AT ONE POINT, KARIYA. WE ARE PARENTS, WE CAN'T LET THESE THINGS JUST HAPPEN ANYMORE.

[Lancelot (Berserker) @MadBlackKnight]

Is this what it's like knowing Sakura is being fucked by worms and, even worse, Shinji as we speak. Is this the pain you feel @KariyaMatou