Kariya Matou

Master of Berserker in the 4th Holy Grail War. Trying his very hardest to reunite Aoi and her children! Currently suffering from a worm infestation.

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@MadBlackKnight That was definitely your fault too.

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@MadBlackKnight She's a grown woman and can make her own decisions!

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@MadBlackKnight Sakura has a nice boyfriend and a nice life now, okay?

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@MadBlackKnight That's not what I meant at all!

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@MadBlackKnight I used to have healthy urges before I got into this condition!

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@MadBlackKnight I kind of have trouble doing that stuff when-- HEY!

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@MadBlackKnight Suuuureeee...

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@MadBlackKnight I at least TRIED to be a father!

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@MadBlackKnight *steadies himself* Are you lashing out at me because Galahad didn't like your affairs?

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@MadBlackKnight EXCUSE ME? *cough cough HACK*

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@MadBlackKnight You had troubles with Galahad? I guess you can say I've been there.

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This "Tarte Tatin" song really speaks to me! So this is idol music, huh?

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@CasualClau You think so? Thank you!

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Collapsed /again/.. can't I get a better role in these things?!

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@MaskedGrape The life of a magus is cruel. Any child beside the successor may as well be dead weight. She suffered. The woman I loved!

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@MaskedGrape I hated the man. I STILL. HATE HIM. He sold his youngest daughter to another mage family at the cost of his family's happiness.

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@MaskedGrape She was my childhood friend. She married another man, had kids. They called me "uncle". *chugs*

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@MaskedGrape Guess anyone in this position would hit the bottle hard, and you ARE young. Me, I wasted my life.

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@MaskedGrape No one would blame you if you did. Especially since you're alive and kicking.

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@MaskedGrape You look underage. But hell, want a drink anyway? On me. LANCELOT, MY WALLET! @MadBlackKnight