Me: Hey Siri.
🤖: Yes master?
Me: Call all of my friends.
🤖: ERROR no friends detected.
Me: I mean my pawns.
🤖: Understood master, calling all 8 billon people.
Me: Checkmate.
EVERYONE START BEING VERY DIRECT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!