louis is lucky him and lestat can’t telepathically speak bc lestat would be on the other side of the country saying shit like “mon cher would you still love me if i was a bug”
i don’t know if louis could be persuaded into really dressing up so they would do something like morticia and gomez where he can put on a specific suit and call it a day
"he doesn't hurt me or tease me or want to sleep with me or tie me up or cut me or any of the millions of things I feel like people do to me all the time... always touching me and taking something, always wanting more, and more and more." - the secret diary of laura palmer