Fateex

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[Fateex @fateex_]

“Valentine’s is almost here ❤️
Don’t just buy your partner flowers and chocolate this year.
If your boyfriend or girlfriend is running a business, help them grow it.
Gift them CAC + SCUML registration and turn their hustle into a real business 😌💼
Meet me in my DM 📩”

[໊ @BardisMedia]

Cardi B on Love & Hip Hop was peak reality TV like she was giving btches smoke at any given moment😭

[karla₅🪑⁺¹ @kyogureuteu]

not even an exaggeration.

[Wambua @Itswambuaa]

This is how to download a cracked Microsoft Office 2024 & 2024 and activate it permanently.

Try it and thank me later.

[Olutoyin a.k.a Iya Chukwudi @toyinjaz]

She is a very silly girl. In all of this, her target is still the co-wife. No smoke for 'the husband'. Ijeet..

[Eyitayo✨💕🥹 @Thayourr]

"Ever since he met her, I've never seen him the same. One minute he's acting up, the next he's apologising."

"I've been so ready for anything you guys want to throw no matter how bad it is"

"This is what chased your favourite as her last divorce three times in the gaps of months."

Saferra says.❤️

[king Kong @nonickinoclout]

Hair expert says Jay-Z’s using hair fibers, contradicting Beyoncé’s documentary.

[𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘ᴺᴹ @RamatVictory]

How do you go from a “full loc” like this to thin braids? Jay-Z must think we are slow😭

[ร้อยเปอร์เซ็นต์ @lovetohate23]

พระเอกรวยมากกก งานอดิเรกคือ ปิดห้างเล่นตำรวจจับโจร แต่เล่นไปเล่นมาได้เป็นตำรวจจริง เป็นอีกหนี่งซีรีส์สืบสวนที่สนุกมากก

[Fateex @fateex_]

@ahmedhalimah02 @hayzed0709 I don’t it’s a red flag. I even prefer honesty in a relationship except you personally are not into polygamy it’s better if the first doesn’t king her husband taking another wife.

[Fateex @fateex_]

@Atilolahafeezah @koketsomashilee Women do that in real life dey play

[Fateex @fateex_]

@egi_nupe I agree!!

[Abdul Vibes @ab_chikaire]

Don’t let any woman pressure you especially when it comes to money. You don’t owe any woman your finances and you don’t need to prove your worth by spending money or trying to impress her with money.

[Ladeenterprises @expensive_lade]

My edges and my eyebrows are literally trying to become one person because of this CHEBE hair mask & cream. 😭😂

I now have to use a literal razor blade to separate them so I don’t wake up with a full mask of hair. 💀

[Naksu🦋 @dramacuddles]

You know you've watched too many kdramas when you don't speak Korean but the subtitles are off and your brain instantly goes:

"Nope. That's not what they said." 😂

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Anytime i see unverified handles ask Grok questions and it replies “Grok is currently available to Premium and Premium+ subscribers only”, i go under that tweet and tell grok to answer the question. That’s my little contribution to the society.

[Yusuf Dauran @usouph]

Just google these key words “EFCC, Gold Bars, illegal mining, corrupt mining, Zamfara, Abdulaziz Yari, Yari, Intercept*, gold smuggling…” etc and you’d be surprised at what you’d find.
Such news did not start surfacing today, but every eid thesame man buys a thousand rams and shares to his* people and all is well in Zamfara and the deen of islam.

[Raven @raven_brah]

This was a huge story here. He wasn’t distracted by the baby, he was placing sports bets. She also removed the fence around the pool because she thought it didn’t look good when she posted content. Disgusting people.

[♡Country♡ @ilv_mycountry]

My son outgrew his barely used Jordan's so I took them over to my neighbor who has a son a few yrs younger than my son. This lady said " oh, I can sell these and make some money". I yanked them mkers out of her hand so fast and said yep me too.

[Fateex @fateex_]

@instablog9ja This is just a waste of money. No point at all. If you don’t have the means to marry, it isn’t compulsory for you to marry Islamically.