Lauren 🐝

I like football, fiction and feminism. Lots of f-words, it would seem.

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

I came back after 8 months specifically to say this btw

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

Just goes to show that no matter how gone you think the game is, there are always new depths of gone for the game to plumb #mufc

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

Football (is) bloody hell

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

Goal - B.FERNANDES
Assist - AMAD

Man Utd 3-2 Burnley (90+7 mins)

#FPL #MUNBUR

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

No, me neither

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

Been back on here five mins. Two posts. Two arsey quote tweets from reds. Remember when this place was good 🥲

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

Can't believe I have reached 'getting annoyed when a player dyes his hair before a final' years old. It happens to us all

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

Imagine Victor Lindelof (from the bench) being the only one of your entire squad to show any determination at all. Liquidate now @ManUtd

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

27 days til the Community Shield. Luke Shaw is fit. Mainoo is unreal. Rashford and Maguire have had a summer off. Licha and Garnacho into a final. Ruud on the coaching staff. Plenty to be happy about, really

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

@jontranslates I suppose we all know those voters exist and they had to go somewhere. At least they took a few off the Tories. I think most Reform MPs will be scandals and hasty by-elections waiting to happen too.

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

@ManUnitedYouth I think the Reform lot will shit their pants over the next few years and it'll be by-elections all over the show. But still, a scary figure.

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

@gregianjohnson Both of mine have been spontaneously shouting GO FASTER!!! and now I think they're both better managers than Southgate.

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

Only 51 days til United are back

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

@jontranslates He is mine, in my head

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

@Mel2809Mel Just don't give the interview if you're going to actively make life hard for someone else trying to do their job! She didn't even ask him any tough questions. Not like the classless tossers in the studio with ETH 🙄

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

Pep willingly presenting himself for an interview to stand there and passive-aggressively shrug and pretend not to hear the question is the kind of shithousery I would love from my own manager but despise from anyone else

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

What are they doing in this interview. He's just won the FA Cup. Maybe talk about that. Christ.

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

What does Pep say here at 0:10? Lip-readers assemble

[Emirates FA Cup @EmiratesFACup]

THEY'VE DONE IT 🔴

@ManUtd are your 2023-24 #EmiratesFACup champions 🏆

[Lauren 🐝 @fateiskind]

We need two more goals to win this imo 🥴