Fat Elvis

[Fat Elvis @FatElvis]

Remembering when my wife said, “So these Rinpoches… pretty influential family, huh?”

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@AnneChovy2 Heavier wallet.

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I saw a family of muskrats in the Dollar General Pond. Heaven is a place on Earth.

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but what is the world's largest undiscovered animal? my money is on deep, hot biosphere sponge.

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@asdkfjasdlfjd This calls for two beers.

[rat valiant @birdwatchbud]

Very huge opossum died in the yard and my partner very valiantly checked its pouch for young (empty!) before laying it to rest. It was so large and so uninjured that we decided to conclude it was maybe one of the like 1% of opossums to pass of just old age

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@rustbelt_ Skokie

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God is in the HVAC.

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Just heard about the Yen.

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@cyber_dionysus Be the change…

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@rustbelt_ Did you ever get to The Ugly Broad in Cleveland?

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Still no yak milk connect.

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I don't even see height.

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

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@asdkfjasdlfjd This calls for a beer.

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Europe never quite reached the technological capacity to build a respectable pyramid. Millenia in the shadow of Giza and they just couldn’t figure it out.