being a high functioning stoner is funny cause folks assume i’m tryna escape reality.
bruhhh i’m painfully aware of reality. i can hear the refrigerator, feel every seam in my clothes, and im laughing about something i said in 2014
i'm just trying to turn the fucking volume down long enough to be creative 😮💨
I truly pay for the experience at my nail salon. There’s just no way I should be sitting here with my legs wrapped in hot towels, getting my feet massaged while drinking a tequila sunrise on a Tuesday at noon. 💅🏽