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[Messi archive 🇦🇷 @messi_archive10]

The Best Diver Of All Time 😂🫡

[Nate @fateofnate_]

@lesbianeology When you think you've seen the peak of dumbness, then someone goes lower. Because wtf is this???

[FCBMANUELJR 🔟 @manueljr1000]

Rare video of Lionel Messi fighting with opponents 😭😭🤣

[Abja🇯🇲 @AbjaFCB]

Show me the video of Ronaldo reaching 34.4km/h in the world cup and I will deactivate.

Why must you always lie?

[Nate @fateofnate_]

@Nsukka_okpa Nobody on this earth fool pass Ronaldo fans. Fooling na their niche.

[ChocoTribe @Debbybruno3]

International POTT

Messi- 6
Ronaldo- 0

Maybe if Di Maria carried Ronaldo, he would have been the best player in one of the international tournaments he played 😂😂

[Nate @fateofnate_]

Dumb folks shouldn't be given the freewill to walk on this earth. https://t.co/Fwf1OpAWKO

[evilpoodle @evilpoodle4ever]

messi has had countless fake stories written about him throughout his career, yet there are only two reported instances of him taking legal action against media outlets for defamation.

the first came after the 2014 World Cup final, when spanish newspaper La Razón published Alfonso Ussía’s column Sonatina, which used Messi’s childhood growth hormone treatment to insinuate that he had used substances such as nandrolone. Messi sued, won the case, and received €72,783.20 in compensation. He kept NONE of it, the entire amount was donated to Médecins Sans Frontières/Doctors Without Borders.

the other was Le Compétiteur, after it falsely claimed that Messi had donated €1 million to Israel. reporters at the time said Messi was taking legal action against the outlet.

out of all the ridiculous fake stories that have circulated about him throughout his career, I find it pretty telling that this was one of the very few he reportedly considered serious enough to pursue legally.

[Nate @fateofnate_]

@the_Lawrenz

[roe @roethfc]

you can get into the sport without being a massive bellend tryna yaoi-fy everything 🫩 "getting into the sport" and all yall are doing is try to make haaland kiss jude... that's getting into a person not the sport bruh 😭

[Peak Football @ukporo1]

Infantino and the refs assist for Martinez goal to eliminate England. 😭🔥

[𐙚 trisha ⋆｡° @softstargaze]

“to root for barcelona, am I forced to like messi?” YESSS, you can’t claim to be a culer while hating messi sorry.

[sarah ❣️ @leovsunie]

“Então pra torcer pro barcelona tem que amar o messi?” sim piranha, é exatamente isso
Como que tu chega agora no circo e não quer respeitar o palhaço porra

[' @Bonmatimessi]

the wc larpers really thought their anti-messi sentiments were gonna be accepted in actual football spaces lmaoo

[Encara @Ankara_M10]

World Cup winners and Bellingham’s owners...

[chuuyaism153. @mesqueun11]

Gimmick man is Messi's number one glazer bruh.😭

[Cibe #FREEJULIAN🕊️ @cibe_16]

-“Haalingham”
-Love island watchers
-People who watch blue lock and then chose Madrid only because of Mbappe felt cute in his knitted sweater pic
-WC larpers
-Ferran supporters

[Messi Fan @MessiFanAc]

Ronaldo won the Euro Cup by cheating

[evilpoodle @evilpoodle4ever]

this man’s PR team will forever be undefeated. somehow nobody knows about the awful things he’s actually done, while good deeds he never even did get made up and spread everywhere😭

anyway, guess which of these are true:

1. Got sued by a cosmetic doctor over an unpaid bill of around £40,000.
2. Got caught peeing in the street and was caught by the police.
3. Copied someone else’s iconic jersey holding celebration, then minutes later received a second yellow for diving, got sent off, shoved the referee in anger, and ended up with a five match ban.
4. Kicked someone’s car and shattered the window, leaving a 17 years old girl inside with injuries.
4. After losing a match, smashed an autistic 14 years old boy’s phone out of his hand, leaving his hand bruised. The boy and his mom were then cyber bullied by his fans.
5. Followed an Andrew Tate linked instagram account promoting Tate and his brother’s The Real World project.

And the answer?

They’re all real.😭

[VEE @veekkyproo]

A small preview of what Real Madrid call ‘legal’ goals in the UCL 😭