Josip Tito

Jackie Onassis Fan Account

[Josip Tito @fatfuckinghog]

Oasis is the british radioHead

[Josip Tito @fatfuckinghog]

Downing this before I take my 7th bar exam #gallbladder

[Josip Tito @fatfuckinghog]

Humberto, wherever you are, I’m not angry, just stop sending me Ted Danson autographs. I know they aren’t real, and it’s clogging my toilet I can’t flush them down fast enough

[Josip Tito @fatfuckinghog]

God I’m tryna suck some toes in the ER tn, you feel me?

[Josip Tito @fatfuckinghog]

Petrol… under my fingernails… please send help #benaffleck

[Josip Tito @fatfuckinghog]

To crawl belly-down through your kitchen, to rip ass all the while your belly rubs up on the dried up dr pepper on your way to the couch. Know your direction #northstar

[Josip Tito @fatfuckinghog]

The thing about puppets (of any variety) is that I could EASILY overpower say seven to One Dozen of them physically. But their mental prowess… cunning like crows. They play fucked up games to see your downfall

[Josip Tito @fatfuckinghog]

Opening up a charter school just for kids who want to learn how to gamble in sustainable ways. Gonna call it the Kelsey Grammer Institute of Hemorrhoid Management.

[Josip Tito @fatfuckinghog]

Had a petersent stew today, had me sweating lobs through my chambray. But you won’t see my ass complaining #toughlove

[Josip Tito @fatfuckinghog]

The Miseducation of Chris Kyle

[Josip Tito @fatfuckinghog]

@Madonna uncle Frank is a gem, and he’s a wiz behind the grill

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Bro had no idea what to do with the surprise Fassbinder answer

[Josip Tito @fatfuckinghog]

I ate a whole pizza and regretted it. I am no different from any of you

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Josip Tito @fatfuckinghog]

YouTube; search me “Lofi My Dinner With Andre conversation (sleep mix)”

[Josip Tito @fatfuckinghog]

Saw the rats in the subway tracks start fighting today. If they can’t find peace amongst themselves, what hope is there for us?

[Josip Tito @fatfuckinghog]

Taking a hit of the spearmint cause I’m listening to .waveform

[Josip Tito @fatfuckinghog]

I feel fucking defeated rn

[Josip Tito @fatfuckinghog]

Buñuel type beat

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Rich people stuff like this where workers are made into anonymous hands serving champagne gives me the ick in a major way