fat girl problems

are you gonna eat that?

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My boyfriend wont bring me drunk pizza if that's not the definition of #fgp I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS

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Hungover and all I want are some cheese fries. #FGP

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who put this food calorie journal on my bed? are you trying to tell me something? #FGP

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ah, winter. tis the season to be (extra) bulky. #FGP

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I hate to eat in the dark, I need to see what I'm eating. #FGP

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All I do is eat eat eat no matter wat got food on my mind I can nvr eat enuff evrytime I step up in da kitchen every cabinet opens up #FGP

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No bar will hire me so I think I'll apply to Taco Bell. #FGP

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Tweeting while eating...in bed. #FGP

[fat girl problems @fatgirlpr0blems]

Mom can can you buy queso with no chips???? #FGP

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You can't stop eating on a bad bite but you can also never stop on a good bite because then you just want more... such a viscious cycle #FGP

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Driving around the parking lot for hours and avoiding any spot that isn't close to the entrance #FGP

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I never need a leftover box. #FGP

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I wear yoga pants cause I'm to lazy to wear anything else #FGP

[fat girl problems @fatgirlpr0blems]

Tall, tan, thin and ready? More like short, pale, fat and lazy #FGP

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Daydreaming...about French fries. #FGP

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The amount of emails I receive from Pizza Hut is starting to get awkward... #FGP

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I consider ranch dressing a food group. #FGP

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Digging through the bag hoping there is one last chip... #fgp

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I'm sweaty and uncomfortable. #FGP

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Having multiple food establishments in your phone book. #FGP