Fat Granny Duff

Im fat, ill sit on you and make you look like a narrow twig, deal with it!!

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

Going to McDonalds now, Be back soon!

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

Your fabulous son @FatGrannySmith , he loved the motorcycle...

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

My son looking pretty fine....

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

Going to McDonald's and asking for a salad is like asking a prostitute for a hug ...

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

My Grand-daughter talks about getting 'the d' , if she wants to go to university she better up her grades!

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

@Janett2690 you saying I'm fat? Well I'm offended :(

[FatGrannySmith @FatGrannySmith]

GrannyDuff : Im away out with my grannys, were are your friends?
Me : In my stomach!
GrannyDuff : Bye...

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

“@McDonalds: We think #Bacon makes everything better. Especially when it’s Applewood Smoked! http://t.co/XYN29QVTSb” yummy emmmmmm!!

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

Ate about 46 of them just there now.. :)

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

@Cheesecake I don't cook I order

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

@Skittles overly attached does not describe me, I eat 20,000 packets an hour!

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

My newest one week old grandson enjoys his daytime meals...

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

I'd eat that cake and him but my Doctor would not allow me to do so...

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

@JamesMcMahonLad you wanna see some of my new bacon rashers

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

I thought lol meant lots of love so I text my grand-daughter your uncle just died lol ...

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

Me and my weight-Watchers club are sexier than the spice girls...

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

Happy birthday to me... Ate this all by myself!

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

This is just my usual daytime fitness meal! For my lunch I'd have about 3 of these!