Josh Crocker

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

So the NCAA is trying to improve race relations by lowering initial test score requirements. That is some back handed racism...

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

My fortune cookie had no fortune. Does that mean I have no future?

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

I want to be friends with @JeffBezos but not because he's rich and famous. I just feel like I'd laugh a lot hanging out with him. He seems like a really fun guy

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

@bertkreischer Nice bicep implant

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

@ImpreZack I prefer my friends constantly disrespect me actually.

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

I'm not even high but Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny is a great movie and grossly underrated

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

@ImpreZack @McDonalds I think they're doing fine

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

@ImpreZack Ah dude you got this. No way them 5 and 6 stroke losers can compete

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

@ImpreZack Then stop. Duh

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

@Gusbuckets Stunning

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

@ImpreZack You should at him so he sees this.

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

@ImpreZack Did they even know you were a retired double agent?

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

@ImpreZack Sounds like they couldn't even work at Falcon Carwash

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

@ImpreZack Gotta keep them high and tight. Do they even follow proto?

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

@ImpreZack My Subaru shop isn't racing next to my apartment window as I'm trying to either sleep or watch a movie 😂

Plus I drive a Crosstrek for a reason

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

Loud cars have never been cool

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

This is simultaneously the most disturbing and most "I cant stop watching this" video I have seen on Twitter in a while

[danawhite @danawhite]

The first fighter in @ufc history to win without a single strike thrown #UFC261

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

@ImpreZack Doubt it

[Josh Crocker @fatgrumpyhobbit]

Crazy

[MachinePix @MachinePix]

A macaque plays pong with a @Neuralink wireless brain-machine interface while drinking a banana smoothie.