the village idiot

sex on ice (she/her)

[the village idiot @father_longneck]

the odyssey was really cool and the person who sat next to me in the theatre smelt like raw onions, which was also very cool

[the village idiot @father_longneck]

beautiful new name concept for the girl child of two chefs : sautaysia (sauté-sia)

[the village idiot @father_longneck]

sleep paralysis demon demands one tube of chicken gravy

[horse @horseimage]

ponies gathering huddling up private discussion possibly having secret meeting

[Brody @britmebaby]

I have a lot of days with this vibe

[the village idiot @father_longneck]

i throw my tortoise's turds off my balcony and sometimes they blow onto the balcony below me

[b @bri_guyyyy]

Entire paycheck going toward paying off my credit card bill

[the village idiot @father_longneck]

would NEVER betray my family
for turkish delight. WOULD betray them for some baklava

[the village idiot @father_longneck]

@epicswagangel im sending you neuqua valley spirit wear as we speak

[the village idiot @father_longneck]

matt has a coworker that exclusively calls him “raúl” bc she doesn’t know his name and he’s never corrected her

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

had a bong hit for breakfast

[the village idiot @father_longneck]

love asking my dad hypothetical questions. for anyone wondering, James would eat a human turd for only 2 grand !

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I’m gay... Actually I’m not.

[🅛🅞ⓥ🅔 @Before1619]

Nothing more worse than a I-L-L mf