Cecile

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Southern demon

[Cecile @fathercecile]

@MichaelaOkla When it’s my turn to be god I’m getting rid of speed bumps

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Bye bye TikTok

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It’s a fine line between infant’s toy and cat’s toy

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If you're shocked to find old art relatable, you might not see dead people as people

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@RichardHanania Can’t wait for him to experience any meaningful loss and heal so he can know the product of breaking, healing clumsily, and his soul expanding with empathy and rage and hysteria of his own

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Just heard a news headline about “money dysmorphia” and how a lot of young adults have it. Such goofy language

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Call me a perverted freak if you must, but I love my crossbody phone strap

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A lil late by my 2024 resolution is to stop getting to the the airport SO FUXKING EARLYU ARRGH

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Woke up post #CES2024 looking fr like weird Barbie

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Florida is really just Texas’ weird, ugly twin

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My goal in 2022 is to become even more vain and materialistic than I currently am

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Oh yes I love it when my brother burns me on purpose during the candle light service in church and I exclaim what the fuck right when it gets quiet

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All my friends from high school are either getting tattoos or children

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@Kia’s new logo is so sexy. If I had a Kia with the old logo, I would simply drive around naked to compensate for my car’s lack of sexiness compared to its younger brethren

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Omg I just remembered the year I really wanted braces so I spent all my Halloween energy researching fake braces that were way too expensive and then it was the night before Halloween and I didn’t have a costume so I went as a fucking tree

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Channeling the power of every girl in middle school who scared me

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Sunday night is a great time to ask, am I the most annoying person on the planet? Could I really be so special and lucky to win that title?

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Just said out loud “stop being a fucking Republican who’s fucking Republicans”

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Some bitch just cried on my white shirt in public (it was me)

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@josh_posts I guess that makes more sense for god, protecting children and what not. Edit: when it’s my turn to be satan himself I’m getting rid of speed bumps and puppies

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Fired my therapist and replaced her with @SheertexLabs tights