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Vest guy | Morgan Wallen hater | Delaware Football Enthusiast

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It can’t be… #kirkified

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Some are saying this is the most Friday feeling Thursday of all time. #Ineedtodrink

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@DeputyFife69 Holy ball knowledge

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Had a shit ass day at work today and then to finish it off I tripped and fell like a little bitch on the way home #thatsbaseball

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@fxckchino Liberty Biberty

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‘Tis the season #trips

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Buzzed off of 2 beers #washed

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@GrantHolme69943 Letters at the bar is a huge #shrink

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Do you think he’s willing to die for it? #summerofthewhale

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Do we think Lorna would take advantage of us? Probably. #cleavage

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with his balls hurting again 7 years after getting ball surgery #yolo

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@LeRizzJames69 Scoob,

I understand your concern, but it is crucial at the beach to keep your beverage cool, as it gets warm pretty quickly when it is 80 degrees. I hope you understand.

Your yeti enjoying pal,
Skip

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Bloody Mary at the beach I mean come on #getonmylevel

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@sgahasaura Razz,

Welcome to the club, glad you’re here, In PM we trust.

Your good pal,
Skip

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Should I be concerned that I pissed my pants right in front of my house and right on the ring camera? #LANK

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The left is definitely mad about this #itsmillertime

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@LeRizzJames69 Scoob,

They are in your walls.

Hope all is well,
Skip

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Mom, I don’t think it’s just a phase #summersale

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@LeRizzJames69

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Think it’s finally time to drop the the ex wife