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[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

Nathan Fielder, you know what you have to do.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

New York City is rolling out public toilets that only give you 10 minutes to finish

An announcer warns if time is running out before the door slides open, potentially exposing users to the public

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

Mfs will put “theory” in front of anything and think they Albert Einstein. Brother, there is no such thing as “corporate theory,” that is called a ***

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

Imagine if Ernest Hemingway had Cool Beans and a Substack

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

People were really getting away with committing felonies by screaming BOONK GANGGGG

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

You don’t even gotta have the volume on to know someone put Noah Kahan over one of their IG posts

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

I just got the Polymarket McDonald’s meal!! I’m cashing out big time if I get indigestion 📈

[Tennessee Football @Vol_Football]

Our Tennessee Home 🦋

#GBO 🍊

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

I’m never tweeting again
https://t.co/HavWKPlHAz

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

MBTA Orange Line

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

MBTA Orange Line

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

Used the word plausible instead of possible

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

I hate the saying “don’t put all your eggs in one basket”… what if I like making omelets?!!!

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

Sometimes I put the rice over my chicken so it’s like an evil creme brulee

[Jill Tucker @jilltucker]

If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

@young_pierre24 ATL

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

The World Cup logo looks like the fat Snapchat logo

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

Started listening through the podcast ads to feel something

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

Everyone’s worse than De’Aaron Fox until it’s time to be worse than De’Aaron Fox

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

Everyone’s better than De’Aaron Fox until it’s time to be better than De’Aaron Fox

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

Everyone’s better than De’Aaron Fox until it’s time to be better than De’Aaron Fox

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

@young_pierre24 + this girl is not a 6 😭😭😭 she’s gorgeous

[Jack @fatherjackmisty]

@young_pierre24 Twin