Carli

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Will I understand Super Bowl 57 if I haven’t seen the other 56

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everybody needs to calm down (mostly me)

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me every 2-3 minutes: time for a little break

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

the most important thing a person can do is come home and put on their comfy pants

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

ur kindness also needs boundaries.

[H.E.R. @HERMusicx]

You’re only as pretty as you treat people

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

[aubrey @aubreybell]

the crushing weight of 2 manageable tasks

[Zach Schiffman @schlife]

The CDC now recommends that if you are secretly in love with me you have to tell me

[Carli @fatherly7654]

I entered the Cabaret Lottery for £25 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/jQIRAXXtXU

[Carli @fatherly7654]

I entered the Cabaret Lottery for £25 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/jQIRAXXtXU

[Carli @fatherly7654]

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[Carli @fatherly7654]

I entered the #FridayForty for @CursedChildLDN on @TodayTixUK! Get tickets for performances next week at £40 (£20 per part) #CursedChildLDN https://t.co/SidXcNN36E

[Alycia @plantbasedb]

When a plant doesn’t grow you don’t blame the plant, you fix the environment it grows in.

[KING @KINGTVVV]

Caesar snapped when he made that salad

[dramaturgically it tracks @YasminZacaria]

did it hurt? when u majored in theatre?

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

how lucky, to be loved by me.