darcy 🔆 ilya rozanov’s lawyer

23. mDNI🔞. multifandom (WHA, CaPri, HR/GCU, iwtv, and other stuff). lesbian. HQ side account: @shoyoyohinata pfp cred: @quelmdn

[ren ᝰ.ᐟ @dprkives]

just bros being bros 🤷‍♂️ #hollanov

[darcy 🔆 ilya rozanov’s lawyer @fatheroftoads]

I like to think after they get married their jerseys are H-Rozanov and Hollander-R so they can still pay homage to their individual careers while still openly representing their marriage

they definitely got custom Hollander-Rozanov jerseys for their anniversary

[kobra 💤 @kobrafangs]

happy anniversary to my good friends shane and ilya #hollanov

[weh @bickduttbooba]

(reading a fic where Shane kills Alexei before he can kill Ilya and Ilya has complicated feelings about it)
wow welcome back captive prince

[jaso | shane hollander’s attorney @ganseyyiii]

troy barrett if he wasn’t depressed and repressed probably

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

the only data center that should be funded is the fucking library.

[nia @gimmeksenia]

there is a universe out there where instead of shane dating rose and ilya losing his mind, it’s ilya dating svetlana and shane absolutely destroying everyone on the ice and getting into fights all the time

[darcy 🔆 ilya rozanov’s lawyer @fatheroftoads]

@magicshop7yr @yellobabyyy You can also say that we have no canonical evidence that he did tho. The book clearly lays him out as an awkward isolated person though! Like many autistic kids grow up without friends. Same with only children. And children who show early signs of being talented at something

[darcy 🔆 ilya rozanov’s lawyer @fatheroftoads]

@OyinSoExtra @ebsthegreatest We’re never freeing ourselves from the patriarchy 🫩

Y’all have to stop equating shaving with hygiene cause it’s not even true. Literally made up to sell razors to women.

[Kay 🏒🦦 @owkayyyyy]

i’m really raw dogging hrtwt lol no gcs no oomfs in my dm

[kobra 💤 @kobrafangs]

let’s go centaurs! 🏒 #hollanov

[𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙦 @CHEQMAATE]

heated rivalry vs unrivalled shane Hollander

[nish 🏒📨 @qiansjiaer]

the happiest people (in order) the day shane signed his cens contract

1. ilya rozanov; it’s the 3rd greatest day of his life
2. yuna hollander; she gets to have her boys close + negotiated a crazy contract for shane
3. wyatt hayes; he never has to face shane on the ice again

[xavi 🐞 @diazseresin]

the fact that ilya genuinely gets horny at the thought of shane wearing a matching pajamas set to bed is so fucking funny to me

[Bee @beesartstuff]

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#shanehollander #heatedrivarly

[Chalzea Xu @Chalzea_Xu]

You make my heart sing-

#iwtv #loustat #thevampirelestat #illustrationㅤ

[hollanov🙇!! @Medrawawi]

Shane tummy... And Shane thighs .... Shane cheeks (both)... Shane chubbier in general

Found myself a couple of chubby Shane posts in Tumblr and I am how you say. #bricked

[mer @hollanovy]

biblically accurate

[shane hollander’s lawyer @hollanovslawyer]

Enjoying the write a prisoner fic but then I got sad thinking about the prison industrial complex and Ilya being in solitary confinement

[rose 🥀 @bewildered_bi]

not a wip just some angsty word vomit

[🛒 @tayhader]

How watching love island feels like