honk shoo

[honk shoo @fatherorb]

gonna open up a real guys’ guy coffee shop. Sports in the am, Metallica, monster jam highlight videos, deer sausage. But we still sell iced coffee

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

guy fieri: okay, little lady, walk me through how we’re grillin’ this cheese

me: two pieces of white bread, well-buttered. then the star of the show

guy fieri: we talkin’ gruyère? pepper jack? gouda?

me: kraft single

guy fieri: sleazy does it, sister

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@HuffPost Go fuck yourself

[honk shoo @fatherorb]

this guy rules, one of my favorites tbh

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Gov. Gavin Newsom: “There is nothing I dislike more than a politician who sits there and lies to you.”

[Toby Keith @tobykeith]

Before it was a hit (and the most played country song of the 90s), it was just a song Toby shared with his friend @troyaikman

[honk shoo @fatherorb]

@LUH_P_CHILD chick fil a: sat
Ass: eaten

[honk shoo @fatherorb]

nah man. what the ass fucking shit

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

Sound on.

[honk shoo @fatherorb]

laughed out loud at the desk

[sog ² @thesoggiestALT]

overheard someone say that using chat gpt is too hard

[honk shoo @fatherorb]

@g00dguyclay a most delightful machine. thank you for sharing

[honk shoo @fatherorb]

nuts, confirmed sim. nothings real

[Axios @axios]

The gruesome video of the fatal knife attack on Iryna Zarutska on a light-rail car in Charlotte is drawing attention from MAGA influencers seeking to elevate the issue of violent urban crime — and accuse mainstream media of under-covering shocking cases. https://t.co/OIj3FYfDLE

[honk shoo @fatherorb]

yep that’s right, Hitler

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

I know this is becoming redundant but do you know who else was super focused on forcing people to be healthy???

BTW: Hitler grew these kids to feed them into the war machine he was building while talking about world peace. Most of the boys in this pic died

[honk shoo @fatherorb]

holy fuck

[Josh @carrierwhisper1]

New conference room table

[honk shoo @fatherorb]

@DiscussingFilm @lookin4anut1 dope shit happening here, grab your binky and tuck yourself in

[honk shoo @fatherorb]

@lookin4anut1 cover your eyes, adults only

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First poster for ‘AVATAR: FIRE & ASH’

The first trailer will play exclusively in theaters this weekend.

[honk shoo @fatherorb]

put him in office

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

In a span of three hours, Hunter Biden:

- gave step-by-step instructions on how to cook crack

- trashed Nancy Pelosi and claimed she secretly hates Kamala

- told Nancy Pelosi’s daughter to f*ck herself

- said Joe Biden was strung out on Ambien during the Trump debate

- blamed Obama, David Axelrod, Pod Save America, and George Clooney for staging a coup against his father

- admitted his family relies on illegal alien slave labor

- threatened to invade El Salvador to retrieve gang members

- confessed the “Russian disinformation” laptop was his

- claimed Israel allowed the October 7 attack to justify invading Gaza

- argued crack is cleaner and safer than alcohol

- defended cheating on his taxes

America, we have found Jasmine Crockett’s 2028 running mate.

[honk shoo @fatherorb]

@lookin4anut1 @The_diSPENCER42 matches your movie IQ

[honk shoo @fatherorb]

@lookin4anut1 iq lower than the room temp

[honk shoo @fatherorb]

bro what lmao confirmed simulation

[إيران بالعربية @iraninarabic_ir]

قريباً..
Coming soon

[honk shoo @fatherorb]

@LikeAVacuum street sweeper like a broom stick