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rockstar / the first lady priest

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had a dream that i met justin bieber and i got flustered and called him adam

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Lemon teeth moment but no lemons today

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No in all seriousness I’ve been learning how to to be more comfortable with quiet moments & it’s been an uncomfortably beautiful process

Ok goodnight this time I think

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To be clear I did not expect an apology - this is just me acknowledging his kindness because he’s precious and cares about things in a way most don’t have the capacity to comprehend

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Cleansed my crystals in the ocean & my boyfriend touched them after so I cleansed them again (I love him. No one is allowed to touch my crystals).. and then he.. apologized. THAT is true love. A real ass man dare I say…

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Twitter is my abyss of nighttime blabber and my twitter is for me

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In the process of pretending to be a human by being a robot #fakeittillyoumakeit

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Not even sure how to explain this but I have heartburn and I feel it in my EYEBROW .. ??

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I did not spill
I did not spill
I did not spill

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Guysssss I’m in love with my best friend (he knows he loves me too)

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I deserve so much better than this blood blister…

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Uhh found a packet of silica gel in my bed. Is there something I should know? This ever happen to yall?

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Wowwww there really is only one sarah Jessica parker

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You smellll like soooo ooo oup

In a good wahhhyy

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No one likes a saggy hat

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Sometimes I slow blink at people as a form of endearment because I am a cat at heart

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Why can’t my bag ever just be first at baggage claim

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It’s so tragic. So many frrrr shawties fall victim to ugly style! It ruins everything guys like face card is irrelevant if u got no swag

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I wish I could dress everyone. The world would be so much better

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Does anyone have a horse they’d be willing to lend me ? For transportation & companionship purposes

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My love language is not being a mfing asshole (hard to come by)