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[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

Marry someone you love talking to. You'll come home to that voice, go to sleep to that voice, wake up to that voice. You'll have thousands of conversations; some deep, some dull, some in passing, some in anger. But if you can talk through anything, you can get through anything.

[Alexandra Moreau @SmoothApproach7]

11 The most attractive Men's Fragrances:

1) Creed Aventus

[TheCableIndex @thecableindex]

Some traffic offences and penalty fees in Nigeria

1. Use of phone while driving: N4,000
2. Child sitting position violation: N3,000
3. Driving right-hand steering vehicle: N3,000 and forfeiture of the vehicle
4. Driving with worn-out tyre: N3,000
5. Fire extinguisher violation: N3,000
6. Road obstruction: N3,000
7. Vehicle licence violation: N3,000
8. Vehicle mirror violation: N3,000
9. Vehicle number plate violation: N3,000
10. Wrongful overtaking: N3,000
11. Seat belt violation: N2,000
12. Light/sign violation: N2,000
13. Failure to install speed limiting device: N2,000
14. Under age driving/riding: N2,000
15. Use of siren violation: N2,000

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#TheCableIndex

[TheBetterPath @TheBetterPath_]

HOW TO LAST LONGER IN BED:

1. Kegels — 3 sets of 15 daily.
2. No porn — 30 days minimum.
3. Cardio — 30 mins, 4x a week.
4. Box breathing — practice daily.
5. Start-stop method — 3x a week.
6. Zinc 25mg — every morning.
7. Magnesium 400mg — every night.
8. Cut alcohol — especially before intimacy.
9. Sleep 8 hours — testosterone builds overnight.
10. Cold showers — trains stress tolerance.

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 Jose Mourinho wants to build a team nobody wants to play against. @AbdellahBoulma

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 REAL MADRID SUMMER 2026

…it’s only June 14th. 🚨

[Shadrack Amonoo Crabe 👁‍🗨 @ShadrackAmonooC]

Even God Is Angry With Them 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 💔💔😭😭😭

[Micky Jnr @MickyJnr__]

🚨 BREAKING:

England’s team equipment has been stolen including players’ boots/shoes, training gear, coaching staff equipment, balls and uniforms.

The England camp is now working with police to find the stolen items or replace them quickly so the team can train as planned.

[Daily Mail]

#WorldCupwithMicky
#ThreeLions
#FIFAWorldCup

[Stunner @invertCucurella]

🚨JUST IN: Mikel Obi on Mexico vs South Africa fifa World Cup opener

"All Africans are supporting Mexico today! You know why? Because we want them[South Africa] to go home early to go and protect their jobs. If we support them they will say we are taking their jobs [laughs]

[On Obi Podcast]

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 The “Vinícius Law” does NOT mean that players cannot cover their mouths while talking in a friendly way, or to keep a conversation private.

However, they CANNOT cover their mouths during heated moments or in conflicts.

If they do so, it will be a RED CARD. @elmundoes

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 JUST IN: Riccardo Calafiori is MUCH more likely than Josko Gvardiol for Real Madrid this summer.

José Mourinho LOVES HIM. @jfelixdiaz

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨💣 CONFIRMED: Jose Mourinho has TOLD Real Madrid:

“Bring me Gvardiol or Calafiori.” @jfelixdiaz

[Prince Daniel Chukwuemeka @Prince_dc21_]

How did I find myself in this shithole country 😩😩😩

In this age and time, if you have no wife, mother, fiancee, girlfriend or sister disgracing your family name on the social media then you're blessed.

So Few days back, Bandits as usual were doing a live giveaway on tiktok and youths massively dropped account numbers to be credited by terrørr!sts who are killling and holding people hóstãgê in the bushes.

And this koromoto girl that am tired of seeing her toto is busy sending her nude videos to bandits for money 😩.

And las las in the future, it is a man who would still neglect her past and marry her. That man will surely cry blaaad.😭

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING: The Federal High Court sitting in Lagos has declared unlawful the National Assembly’s controversial N110 billion vehicle and allowance schemes, ruling that the spending of N40 billion on 465 vehicles for lawmakers and N70 billion in support allowances for newly elected members breached procurement laws, constitutional obligations, and the public trust.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨📈 Florentino Pérez: “Real Madrid is worth €10B now. When I arrived, they couldn’t pay half of the salaries to the players…”.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❌ Florentino Pérez: “Jeremy Doku? No. The €150m bid won’t be for him”.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Florentino Pérez: “The official €150m bid will NOT be for Harry Kane. It’s not him”. ❌

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Florentino Pérez: “The official €150m bid will NOT be for Erling Haaland”. ❌🇳🇴

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❌ Florentino Pérez: “The €150m bid will NOT be for Michael Olise. Great player but it’s not him”.

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 @FabrizioRomano: “The next couple of days will CONTINUE to be CRAZY at Real Madrid.”