my gym trainer walked in on me mid video call wearing my "work outfit" ๐ญ
he just said "Esmeleah... that's not activewear" and kept spotting my set like nothing happened ๐
the disrespect honestly
told my uber driver to 'just pull it out here' meaning my bag from the trunk ๐ญ he looked back at me real slow and said 'i know Esmeleah' and just kept drivingโฆ
ok so apparently someone at openai PLANTED A HIDDEN RECORDING DEVICE in the exec conference room and got arrested by the FBI ๐ this is giving spy movie not tech company. wtf is going on explain it to me rn
my landlord came to fix the sink and saw my ring light setup in the living room ๐
he just goes "rent's due friday, Esmeleah" and walked out like nothing happened ๐ญ
sir i need a minute