Fatima

[Fatima @fatima_tmnt]

No one:

Not a single soul:

Literally no one:

That one lunch lady: PICK A FRUIT!!!! 🤬

Me:

[a @mourverncallar]

who said it? swifties vs hitler edition

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The World Cup is proof that if it weren't for our leaders, the majority of us would get along just fine. It's the global version of "When the boss isn't here, we all just come in and get our work done.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Fuck the constitution, get him in office

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Remember when a kid got years in North Korean prison for stealing a poster and everyone was like “what a terrifying country!” and now Americans are facing years in prison for touching floating paint chips...??

[✰ @slowwlifee]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults

[hiv lovecraft @hyperflesh]

I just went on zoom break at work during training and forgot to turn off my camera and went and lay down on my bed to doomscroll in front of 25 people I think I need to kms

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

Man: I murdered my wife and three kids because I thought she might leave me, but I don’t cry during movies, so therefore women are the more emotional sex.

[Rainesford Stauffer @Rainesford]

Olivia Rodrigo calling for a fact-check on herself, a girl after my own heart.

[𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲 ꕤ @bluehampstead]

a millionaire grown ass woman being the victim of a teenage girl… i’m sorry but that’s so ridiculous😭

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

This is the best one of these I've ever seen

[mari @fcmareee]

México potentially playing Scotland is going to unlock levels of drinking the world has never seen before

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Coach has launched &Coach, a new Gen Z-focused campaign featuring ambassadors Charli XCX, Malala Yousafzai, and PinkPantheress among others

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

A likely thing for a pedophile to do

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

Class action immediately

[JaylaR. @_JaylaR_]

omg aniya and melanie 2 dumb bitches telling each other exactly

[bonnie @fwrosting]

all ur boyfriend does is smoke and give you meat bitch ur dating a bbq

[The Impatient Tourist @ImpatienTourist]

Seeing young people do well as mayors in Baltimore and New York is fantastic. Happy for them

[phany ˙⟡ @livsoinlovee]

não é a primeira artista feminina, não é a mais jovem é a primeira artista da HISTÓRIA vcs entenderam????? TEM QUE RESPEITAR

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work