bibi💉

I laugh at my own tweets the hardest | she/her | 23

[bibi💉 @fatimabeebee]

The academic version of “clean as you cook” is “reference as you write”.

[Jonathan @jabberwock951]

Nurse: Does this patient still need to be on IV antibiotics?

Me: Maybe for another day.

Nurse: Because they need a cannula and they're very difficult.

Me:

[Michael Justus @mhjrad]

love the dynamic on medicine rounds. the attending, oracle speaking in socratic questions. the senior resident, muse translating prophecy into orders. the intern, scribe clutching the sacred patient list. the med student, peasant at court unsure if they’re allowed to speak

[Dr. Priyam Bordoloi @DocPriyamMD]

Antibiotic resistance means one day
a simple cut could kill like it did 100 years ago.

[Christy 💕 @Christy4Change]

Remember when they said “go paperless, save trees”

Now we are fully digital and are destroying more trees and ecosystems than paper ever did.

[ابو راشد @world_erorr]

tap this post

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

"let me ask chat gpt"
me:

[Nan Nan @nan_artwork]

🥀

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

new intern: how bad could my first day in the emergency department be? I assume it will be the easiest thing I’ve ever done.
doctor robbie: we average ten thousand deaths a day here in “the pitt”. you’ll get used to it (suddenly weepy) but you’ll never get used to it….

[🔻 max 📕 @MaxistLeninist]

Kind of a joke that the whole world has to act like 9/11 was some kind of unique tragedy every year when the US terrorises the entire planet every week

[Men Being Awful @pinkcels]

Go 4b

[𝑠𝑒𝑛 @muwesiya]

born to be a family person forced to be the distant daughter