King Neptune

[King Neptune @fatjerm]

Fuck y’all

[King Neptune @fatjerm]

Be careful with them Jamaican niggas downtown selling acid dipped toothpicks man... niggas tripping!

[King Neptune @fatjerm]

Damn when everyone knows your Twitter password 😂😂😂

[King Neptune @fatjerm]

Page 34 will change your life

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Wearing a hand me down from Jeremey Lombard, I'm feeling jazzy!

[King Neptune @fatjerm]

Guards......... S E I Z E H I M !

[King Neptune @fatjerm]

@STRAPFACTS @NBCConnecticut I'm happy I made you upset enough to the point where you had to sit there and come up with those corny ass comebacks lol you're soooo creative! I bet you were cracking yourself up coming up with those! While you were doing all that research on my page did you notice I'm inactive?

[King Neptune @fatjerm]

@STRAPFACTS @NBCConnecticut Atta boy

[King Neptune @fatjerm]

@pactvl @NBCConnecticut You're a weird old fuck this could've affected someone you knew personally... fuck you and your tax dollars! That's why your punctuation is off!

[King Neptune @fatjerm]

@STRAPFACTS @NBCConnecticut You need to clean your hairline and those shit stains out of your tightie whities. For better.

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@NBCConnecticut Yooo what the fuck is going on in the replies you fucking weirdos

[King Neptune @fatjerm]

2015 SPEEDGOLF World Championships https://t.co/uJltSVL8xw via @YouTube I’m high as fuck thinking to myself what if niggas played golf, the most relaxed sport fast as fuck lmao and it exists and believe it or not, these niggas NICE!!!!

[King Neptune @fatjerm]

@GritZBitch Big Time Rush is fucking awesome word to my dad

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High-key just bumped Big Time Rushes "Worldwide" like 5 times in a row

[King Neptune @fatjerm]

@SophScumbag We beating this niggas ass on sight and we’re taking his glasses and screaming “LETS ROLL!!!” before we leave

[sleepy @SophScumbag]

I found out that Ronnie the security guard was back at Coop and I find it sick how the school board didn’t care about the fact he sexually harassed me and just let him come back after I emailed the board of ed. They put many other girls’ lives in danger. Yes it was me.

[King Neptune @fatjerm]

I just got 5 grams for $25 dollars I weighed it and it’s some of the best weed I have EVER smoked shout-out to God!!!!

[King Neptune @fatjerm]

@reillymaee Lol it’s a lot of shake and grinder up stems and shit they could toss whatever they want in there cause it’s not like someone’s gone open it up but someone did and what he found was very lackluster so unless it’s like a small scale situation you’re better off rolling your own lol

[King Neptune @fatjerm]

There's no space before a period. Ever.